Anti-slop check

You have a deterministic instrument, not just an opinion. The detector below encodes the set of rules professional designers use in production-grade designs, distilled by Gesso: 73 rules, each a detector with a documented condition and threshold, most with an idempotent auto-fix. Simple tells are caught at the regex level; structural tells (a badge floated over the hero headline, ticks sprayed on a gauge) are caught by parsing the markup. Nothing is ever executed. Your job is to run it, report exactly what it found, apply the deterministic fixes, propose concrete edits for what it cannot fix, and only then add your own judgment, clearly labeled as judgment.