Slowest CI tests

Args: [N] [#channel] — both optional. N defaults to 500. If #channel is omitted, just print the table and stop.

1. Gather the data

Run the script. With no build number it auto-picks the most recent finished build from a merged PR.

bun run ci:slowest                 # top 500 from a recent merged-PR build → TSV on stdout
bun run ci:slowest 47324 100       # specific build, top 100
bun run ci:slowest --json > /tmp/slow.json

The script (scripts/ci-slowest-tests.ts) does the heavy lifting:

• Lists test-bun jobs from bk build view <N>, skipping retried: true.
• Fetches each job's raw_log_url directly with Authorization: Bearer $BUILDKITE_TOKEN. Do not use bk job log — it hangs indefinitely on some Windows/alpine jobs.
• Caches logs to $TMPDIR/bun-ci-logs-<build>/ so re-runs are instant.
• Parses _bk;t=<ms> ... --- [N/TOTAL] <file> group headers, normalising backslashes to / and stripping [attempt #N] retries.
• Aggregates each file's duration as the max across all platforms (a file appears once per platform; shards within a platform are disjoint).
• Drops package.json / non-JS entries — those are setup steps, not tests.

If the script can't find a build automatically (rare — it walks the last 10 merged PRs), pick one yourself: gh pr list --state merged --limit 10 --json number,headRefName, then bk build list --branch <headRefName> and pass the first build with a finished_at. Merged-PR builds usually report state: failed because of flaky tests — that's fine, the timing data is still valid.

2. Post to Slack (only if a channel was given)

slack_send_message does NOT support markdown tables — its markdown→blocks converter rejects | a | b | syntax with invalid_blocks. Don't use Canvases either; they render tables but the MCP proxy 502s above ~10 KB and the result is clunky.

Procedure:

1. Look up the channel ID with slack_search_channels (the user gives a name, you need the C… ID).

2. Write the full N-row markdown table to ~/code/tmp/top<N>-slow-tests.md, then upload it as a secret gist: gh gist create <file> --desc "Bun CI: top N slowest test files (build #<num>)". (The Slack MCP has no file-upload tool; secret gist is the agreed fallback. Do not ask the user to attach anything manually.)

3. Post the main message: header (build link + gist link, "Rest in thread.") followed by the top 20 bullets. Row format:

   • 325s `test/js/bun/cron/in-process-cron.test.ts` 🐧 x64-baseline
   • 96s  `test/js/bun/http/serve-body-leak.test.ts` 🐧 x64-asan
   

   • seconds: plain text, left-aligned, padded so the backticks line up
   • filepath: code-font, full path including test/ prefix and extension — do not strip anything
   • platform: standard Unicode emoji only (🐧 linux, 🪟 windows, 🍎 macOS — never workspace-custom shortcodes) followed by the arch/variant verbatim from the job name (x64-asan, aarch64, x64-baseline — do not abbreviate)

4. Reply in-thread (thread_ts = the main message) with rows 21–N in the same bullet format, packed into chunks under 4800 chars each (~70 rows per chunk). Post chunks sequentially so they stay ordered.